What I Would Do..

You Better Be Careful..

If Chris were to leave or cheat on me,
I would walk into his bedroom.
Take his ever loving sketch pads,
that contain creatures and images.
Grab a big black permanent marker,
and scribble all over the pages.
I would take your expensive goose
down pillows and slice them with a knife.
Dumping all of the feathers over your floor,
pouring honey on top to make a sticky mess.
You will fall, and you will be a chicken.
Like the ones you are afraid of.

I would burn you favorite sour belt candy,
and melt them into your favorite blanket.
Waiting till the sticky and sour strips
seep into the fabric of your blanket.
I would take your precious little cat named
Angel, and paint colorful neon polka dots on him.
I would take your brand new skater shoes that
you love and dump melted butter finger ice cream
in them.

I would dump your beloved Pepsi in the refrigerator,
and replace it with diet cola.
Before I leave I would go to your room, and
blast Snopp Dogg music on your stereo.
You'll be in tears and next time you'll know
not to mess with me.